火柴人反转喜剧短片

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制作一段12-14秒的竖屏短片（1080x1920，30fps），采用经典火柴人风格（粗黑轮廓、纯白圆形脑袋、简单的棍状四肢、纯色服装、无渐变、无纹理、极少阴影）。
风格参考：Alan Becker / 经典火柴人动画。
背景：夜晚昏暗的城市小巷，柔和的路灯，两侧是建筑，略有纵深，色彩低调。
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场景1（0-2s）：
两个火柴人在昏暗的小巷里面对面站着。
左边的火柴人（红色上衣）手持一把黑色手枪，枪口指向右边的火柴人（蓝色上衣）。
红色火柴人皱着眉，咬紧牙关。
蓝色火柴人瞪大惊恐的眼睛，张着嘴。
屏幕文字（白色大字，带黑色描边，居中置于底部）：
"give me all your money!"

场景2（2-4.5s）：
蓝色火柴人的特写。
他低下头，从蓝色裤子里掏出空空的白色口袋。
神情悲伤、沮丧。
文字：
"I don't have money, I'm married!"

场景3（4.5-7s）：
切回中景。
红色火柴人的神情缓和下来，眉毛从愤怒变得理解。
他放下枪，伸手进自己的口袋，掏出一叠绿色美元钞票。
脸上露出一丝微笑。
文字：
"I understand, bro."

场景4（7-9.5s）：
红色火柴人把钱递给蓝色火柴人。
蓝色火柴人双手接过，仍然一脸困惑、惊讶。
红色火柴人转身，开始沿着小巷离开。
文字：
"Keep this."

场景5（9.5-13s）：
硬切至真实反应视频：一名秃顶的黑人男子穿着灰色“I HAVE HEART”连帽衫，坐在桌旁，笑得非常厉害，身体颤抖，双眼紧闭，笑声纯粹而发自内心。
无需文字，只需让笑声尽情释放。

整体基调：面无表情的喜剧，一秒间转为温情。节奏必须紧凑。在最后的反应镜头之前不要配乐，之后加入一小段轻柔的笑声音轨，或保持安静，让真实的笑声占据主导。
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Create a 12-14 second vertical short (1080x1920, 30fps) in classic stickman style (thick black outlines, pure white circular heads, simple limb sticks, solid color clothing, no gradients, no textures, minimal shading).
Style reference: Alan Becker / classic stick figure animations.
Background: dark urban alley at night, soft street lamps, buildings on both sides, slight depth, muted colors.
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Scene 1 (0-2s):
Two stickmen face each other in a dark alley.
Left stickman (red shirt) holds a black handgun pointed at the right stickman (blue shirt).
Red has angry eyebrows and clenched teeth.
Blue has wide scared eyes and open mouth.
Text on screen (big white letters with black outline, centered bottom):
"give me all your money!"

Scene 2 (2-4.5s):
Close-up on blue stickman.
He looks down, pulls out empty white pockets from his blue pants.
Sad/defeated expression.
Text:
"I don't have money, I'm married!"

Scene 3 (4.5-7s):
Back to medium shot.
Red stickman’s face softens, eyebrows go from angry to understanding.
He lowers the gun, reaches into his own pocket and pulls out a stack of green dollar bills.
Slight smile appears.
Text:
"I understand, bro."

Scene 4 (7-9.5s):
Red hands the money to blue.
Blue takes it with both hands, still looking confused/surprised.
Red turns and starts walking away down the alley.
Text:
"Keep this."

Scene 5 (9.5-13s):
Hard cut to real-life reaction footage of a bald Black man in a grey "I HAVE HEART" hoodie sitting at a table, laughing extremely hard, body shaking, eyes closed, pure genuine laughter.
No text needed, just let the laugh hit.

Overall tone: deadpan comedy that turns wholesome in one second. Timing must be tight. No music until the final reaction, then a short soft laugh track or silence so the real laugh dominates.
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