沉睡中的仓库守卫：30秒喜剧动作短片

30s秒喜剧仓库场景。角色的面容和服装与参考图完全一致。夜班女看守在仓库入口的椅子上睡着，双脚搭在木箱上，灯光昏暗，安详地打着鼾。五个小偷组成的团伙偷偷溜进来，嘲笑她。
0–3s：小偷们试图从她身边挤过去。她没有醒，手臂却像绊马索一样横扫第一个小偷；他重重摔倒。
3–6s：另一个小偷走近；她睡意朦胧地伸脚绊倒他，让他撞进木箱。第三个小偷的脚踝被她懒洋洋伸出的手勾住，也摔倒了。
6–9s：剩下的小偷紧张地挤成一团。头目朝她冲去；她仍在睡梦中，随手用手肘撞向他的肚子。他倒了下去。
9–13s：广角镜头：四个小偷瘫倒在她的椅子周围。最后一个小心翼翼地后退，她伸展的腿却勾住了他的脚踝，让他脸朝下扑进箱子堆里。
13–16s：五个小偷全都被打倒在她周围。特写：她依旧安详地睡着，微笑着打鼾。一个小偷爬着逃走；她的脚随意搭在他的背上，像放脚凳一样。
16–20s：无声的喜剧收场。小偷们呻吟着，她继续睡觉。远处警笛声响起，闪烁的警灯逐渐靠近。
20–24s：她的一只眼睛慢慢睁开。她面无表情、兴致索然地扫视被打倒的小偷，随后轻轻耸了耸肩，又把眼睛闭上。鼾声再次响起。
24–27s：警察冲进来，难以置信地停下脚步，随后小心翼翼地向她靠近。一名警员说：“Uh, you’re gonna want to see this.”
27–30s：警员轻轻叫醒她；她懒洋洋地挥手让他走开，眼睛都没睁开。最终广角镜头：警察处理被铐起来的小偷，她却安然入睡，仿佛什么都没发生。电影感的喜剧结尾。

30s comedic warehouse scene. Character matches the reference image exactly in face/outfit. Night watchwoman asleep in a chair at a warehouse entrance, feet on a crate, dim lighting, peaceful snoring. A gang of five thieves sneaks in, mocking her.
0–3s: Thieves try to shove past her. Without waking, her arm clotheslines the first thief; he crashes down.
3–6s: Another thief approaches; her sleepy foot trips him into crates. A third gets his ankle caught by her lazy hand and falls.
6–9s: Remaining thieves huddle nervously. The leader charges her; she casually swings an elbow into his stomach while still asleep. He collapses.
9–13s: Wide shot: four thieves sprawled around her chair. The last thief cautiously retreats, but her stretching leg catches his ankle, sending him face-first into boxes.
13–16s: All five thieves lie defeated around her. Close-up: she remains peacefully asleep, smiling and snoring. One thief crawls away; her foot casually rests on his back like a footrest.
16–20s: Silent comedic aftermath. Thieves groan while she keeps sleeping. Distant police sirens and flashing lights approach.
20–24s: One eye slowly opens. She scans the defeated thieves with an unimpressed deadpan look, then gives a tiny shrug and closes it again. Snoring resumes.
24–27s: Police rush in, stop in disbelief at the scene, and cautiously approach her. One officer says, “Uh, you’re gonna want to see this.”
27–30s: Officer gently wakes her; she lazily waves him off without opening her eyes. Final wide shot: police handle the handcuffed thieves while she sleeps peacefully through everything. Cinematic comedic ending.